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Current JoyPoll results for 1449 entries:
Which briefing do you most wish was real?
| Meeting with the Roswell aliens, ... of course they are real, who else do you think Elvis was partying with all these years? |
181 |
12% |
 |
| Elvis is alive, ... there was enough DNA in his sweaty towels to clone him. |
52 |
3% |
 |
| There is a time machine, ... well, once they invent one, there will have always been one. |
168 |
11% |
 |
| Tin foil hats do protect against government mind control, ... feel free to line your propeller beanie! |
197 |
13% |
 |
| The last eight years were just a bad dream, ... unfortunately not, but perhaps the nightmare is almost over. |
569 |
39% |
 |
| I'm wondering, Barack, boxers or briefs?, ... the fighter in him says boxer, the lover, commando. |
115 |
7% |
 |
| Snaggy wishes you'd vote for real. |
167 |
11% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the Secret Service.
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