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Current JoyPoll results for 912 entries:
What's the biggest problem with Internet balloons?
| Internet balloons are fine in theory, but in practice world wide web winds can blow data packages off course, ... and then stupid people keep reporting them as UFOs! |
70 |
7% |
 |
| Call me old fashioned, but I like my data shipped by good ol' Internet trucks, ... especially when they are delivering the spoils of online shopping. |
67 |
7% |
 |
| There's always a danger some clown is going to make a poodle out of them, ... oh, and I suppose you think clowns driving trucks is less scary? |
120 |
13% |
 |
| The problem is, we are running out of helium!, ... this is especially disheartening to those of us who love to talk like ducks. |
160 |
17% |
 |
| I want to say two words to you. Just two word... Internet rockets, ... especially cool if you fire them out of Internet tubes. |
213 |
23% |
 |
| The problem is, I'm scared of Internet bubbles!, ... well, just don't put all your money in a cloud. |
128 |
14% |
 |
| There's nothing wrong with Internet balloons! |
154 |
16% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the law of buoyancy.
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