| Surf the web in a comfortable fashion. Sheesh, is it that hard people?, ... everyone who's invented that, they never get off the couch again. |
93 |
9% |
 |
| 3-D holographic, total immersion vision, with vibrating fingers, ... I think you're trying to recreate that cheap motel you first saw Star Wars in. |
124 |
12% |
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| Erase the memory of terrible movies and TV shows I've watched, ... a team developed that, but now they are stuck watching Sex and the City II over and over again. |
83 |
8% |
 |
| Instantly deliver the food that's shown on TV, ... be sure you don't watch nature shows! |
114 |
11% |
 |
| Turn into a jet pack or flying car when required, ... like when you need to pick up a pizza? |
125 |
12% |
 |
| Kill my cable company!, ... even better, unplug itself and force you into that big blue room. |
322 |
33% |
 |
| All I want in my TV is a wood-fired pizza oven. |
113 |
11% |
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