How is your weight doing?

Not so good, I need to lose some, ... start by leaving it on the table?	267	26%
Not so good, I need to gain some, ... you're one of Earth's 99 percent?	53	5%
The only thing FAT around here is my hard drive, ... I wish I could erase a few bad sectors.	129	12%
I just need to get fit, ... I bet your mouse gets a good regular workout.	252	25%
Great, now I'm craving Super Cheezy Cheesy Potato Chips, ... bet you can't eat just a ton!	173	17%
I'm viewing the results in zero G.	124	12%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and tummy grumbles.

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