The JoyPoll!

Bing, or if you are desperate, Yahoo, ... oh come on, selling your soul to Google can't make you that desperate, can it?	185	17%
Do all your dirty searches at a friend's house, ... even better, on a stranger's wifi.	193	18%
Use encyclopedias instead of the Internet, ... after 10 years on the Internet, I don't have the strength to lift an encyclopedia.	32	3%
Just accept the fact that using the Internet means giving up your privacy, ... so this is how the Internet dies, to thunderous acquiescence.	287	26%
Just decide that you know enough already, and never search again, ... in some ways, I think I'd be a lot happier doing that!	162	15%
I'm sticking with a tin-foil lined propeller beanie.	204	19%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and don't worry, Google saw where the mistake was and will fix that.

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