If your tech could kiss and tell, what would it say about you?

He never cleans me enough, ... be careful, with an attitude like that, he might wipe you clean!	94	14%
He dumped me for a younger model as soon as he could!, ... did you go to live with his mother, eBay'd, or were you passed on to a younger sibling?	76	11%
My geek says he loves me, but he won't show me what's up in the attic... I think it's filled with exs!, ... Ah, that's why he nick-named you MacBook Jane Eyre.	45	6%
This geek keeps me turned on and charged up!, ... if only he felt that way about his own body.	237	35%
This geek tends to anthropomorphize objects, ... typical human!	91	13%
I'm more apt to tell on my tech.	125	18%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the rounding prototypes.

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