The JoyPoll!

Scream at them until it gets through their thick skull, ... you could try filing down their skull first, so you don't have to scream as loud.	57	7%
Silent treatment, ... ................................................................... ................................................................... ................................................................... ................................................................... .................................... grrr , I forgot what I was being silent about!	48	6%
Show them the facts in a book, ... that just means they are out of date.	45	5%
Show them the facts on an Internet site, ... even better, just pretend you are reading them off your iPhone.	155	20%
Threaten to give them a clown figurine if they don't do what you say, ... so that's how that guy got his!	277	36%
My clown figurines are crying now.	170	22%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and squeezing into a tiny car.

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