The JoyPoll!

Do you tweet or facebook (or other social network) when you are away from home?

Yes, all the time, ... and is your WiFi router still set with no password?	50	5%
No, I'm not that stupid, ... either that, or you can't figure out how to tweet from your mobile phone.	236	28%
Yes, that's what my alarm system is for, ... the best defense is a good offence.	28	3%
I never leave my basement, ... good, you wouldn't want to miss anyone's tweets.	102	12%
No one follows me anyway, so it doesn't matter what I tweet, ... it matters to those aliens, 50 light years away, who are just getting sick of watching I Love Lucy.	188	22%
I do, in the vain hope that someone will come and clear out all my crap!, ... it might be easier to just DM the junkman?	89	10%
Arrrrrg! It's burglary, not robbery!	147	17%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and robbery VS burglary.

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