The JoyPoll!

It's gotta be that electromagnetic levitation, ... I know what you're thinking, but anti-grav is being saved for iPad Mini 2.	54	10%
Unicorn-horn inlay on the bezel... sweet, ... don't worry, they grow back overnight!	23	4%
iPants? I'd hit that with my credit card, ... if your iPad cracks, you're just sitting wrong.	64	12%
The Council of the Wise!, ... I'd probably just set the Prefs to Dr. Seuss and Carlin.	176	34%
The wonder is that everyone pays so much attention to the rumor mill, ... it's the mill that pumps out the bread and butter!	186	36%
What's sad is there's no way of counting the number of Higgs Bozons dancing on the processor without destroying them, ... I just close my eyes and count the footsteps.	185	36%
I'm voting for the eighth wonder.	115	22%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and no wonder!

Random Joy!

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