The JoyPoll!

Absolutely! It's my right to dissassemble!, ... whoa, try to hold it together!	293	40%
It's nice to be able to, but the reality is, I probably couldn't fix anything in it anyway, ... you'll need a sonic screwdriver for that.	228	31%
It doesn't matter to me. I prefer ultra slim designs or other improvements over the ability to open it up, ... favorite design improvement... cool screws?	193	26%
It's probably for the best. If I can open it, I will, and then I usually break something, ... this is why duct tape was invented.	77	10%
I prefer that it can't be opened. Apple is more likely to give me a new one if it ever breaks!, ... iPhone 5 doesn't break, it shatters you!	120	16%
Who cares about hardware, I'm opening up to Siri.	152	21%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and getting asymmetrically screwed over.

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