How would you survive an avalanche of money?

Move away from the center of the avalanche, where the money moves fastest, ... how about you just go skiing on Mt. Cupertino?	46	7%
Swim to stay near the surface of the cash, ... I usually just drown in debt.	123	18%
I'd use one of those new flotation air bags, ... is it filled with David Einhorn's hot air?	70	10%
I would stuff bills into every pocket and orifice, ... aren't you glad you're wearing clean underwear!	153	23%
I wouldn't try, as I want to die happy, ... you can't take it with you, except for the coins on your eyes.	102	15%
I'm viewing the results from a safe distance.	152	23%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a penny for your thoughts.

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