What's your advice to the mom?

Lock the child in his room until he's 21, ... then lock him out for the next 30 years!	3	2%
Sew a tracking chip into his clothes, ... oh, I guess you didn't know he usually goes around naked.	20	16%
Get over it Mom! Teen years are for doing things your mom doesn't know about, ... then when you're a senior, you spend your time trying to do stuff your kids don't know about!	33	27%
Join Instagram, Tumbler, and Snapchat, and try to stay one ahead of him in the social network arms race, ... that's non-Mutually Assured Destruction.	11	9%
Just wait a week, he'll be back on Facebook, ... now he's a real degenerate!	24	20%
I'm getting advice from the results.	27	22%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and I'm proud of the rounding regardless.

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