The JoyPoll!

What's your reaction when you read that the NSA can listen in on an Android phone's microphone?

Bah, it's not true, ... actually, they just use HAL technology to read your lips.	22	3%
Wow, glad I have an iPhone, ... you do realize that Jony Ive spends his weekends listening to you, don't you?	79	10%
If you think they aren't listening in on iPhones too, you're kidding yourself, ... life is happier when you're a fool	295	40%
I keep my phone in my fridge when I'm not using it, ... mini-fridge as a smartphone case design, for the win!	14	1%
I tape over my webcam, AND I put a gag over my phone's microphone, ... I'm investing in the duct tape business!	12	1%
Wow, the NSA should get a life, ... at the very least, they should do a podcast with the most popular mics.	79	10%
Yippy! FINALLY, someone is listening to me!!!!!, ... that's so nice, government-sponsored invisible friends!	87	11%
My reaction is to just view the results.	144	19%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and I'm all ears.

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