The JoyPoll!

Why do you think Angela Ahrendts is leaving her CEO job at Burberry
to be senior vice president for Apple's retail and online stores?

She got tired of selling sugary fashion and wanted to change the world, ... ah, the soda industry... so that's where she got her markups!	48	8%
She became confused when someone said Blackberry was going belly up, ... it's not going belly up, it's just resting on the surface of Lake Irrelevance.	97	16%
She's had enough of English weather, and wanted to move to California, ... she'll be wearing London Fog in San Francisco!	85	14%
Someone may have tempted her with the prospect of being CEO of Apple one day, ... bah, she justs wants an office in the new Apple Mothership.	91	15%
Why else... for the chance to be in Joy of Tech comics!, ... um Snaggy, please stop telling Nitrozac to draw a three-way cat fight scene between her and Sandberg and Mayer.	180	30%
I've left my job as JoyPoll voter to just view the results.	92	15%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and markups.

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