The JoyPoll!

King Joffrey's "The Feng Shui of Heads on Spikes", ... no matter where you place them, it's bad luck for someone.	17	3%
Tyrion Lannister's "It's not easy being drunk all the time. But I will teach you", ... we're sorry ladies and gentlemen, but Tyrion is too hung over to speak.	134	27%
Jon Snow's "Ban Bastard!", ... he should listen to The Imp... If they want to give you a name, take it, make it your own. Then they can't hurt you with it anymore.	9	1%
Daenerys Targaryen's "Dragons of Mass Destruction, A realistic vision for world peace", ... her pets are a breath of fresh fire.	88	17%
Tywin Lannister's "Family is Everything", ... and by family he means he, himself, and him.	19	3%
Eddard Stark's "How not to lose your head in a tough situation", ... Sean Bean always seems to lose his!	72	14%
It was too expensive to vote, so I'm just viewing the results.	139	28%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the rounding turing to ashes.

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