| Teach them to fish, ... after firing them all!, ... I'm OK with that, so long as it's teaching them to fish out garbage from a septic tank. |
25 |
3% |
 |
| Drown them in complaints, ... phishers of men need to be thrown out of the boat. |
16 |
2% |
 |
| Flush the executives down the toilet, ... fitting, but unless you have a big plunger, the fish might start to stink at the head. |
93 |
12% |
 |
| Oh, cry me a river... anyone who buys from Lenovo deserves to go belly up, ... you're as prickly as a puffer fish! |
94 |
13% |
 |
| Force them to do their own banking on Lenovo's adware-infected computers, ... very creepy, cruel, and inhumane, but I like it! |
405 |
56% |
 |
| I'm casting for the results. |
80 |
11% |
 |
