Distracted Apple workers, ... it might help if their watches stopped interrupting their work and telling them to stand all the time!	24	3%
Licensing deals with the networks, ... I wish Apple would offer to license my WiFi network.	195	32%
Snaggy's Law... Any technology used for procrastination will inevitably be delayed by its testing, ... My automatic JoyPoll-writing machine is behind schedule again.	196	32%
They are delayed because every Apple TV includes an Apple Watch, ... I can't decide what strap I want for my new Apple TV.	22	3%
Apple TV is being affected by Tim Cook's magical and mysterious "Realization Deferment Field", ... so that's what's up with Apple's stock price!	69	11%
My vote deferment results in me just viewing the results.	101	16%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and an end-of-transmission character.

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