The JoyPoll!

Be happy! You are still 31 million seconds away from turning fifty!, ... it seems like 500 million when you're staring at a beachball.	15	2%
Happy 00101000th birthday, ... oh to be base 16 again!	57	11%
The best part about turning forty is that you can blame everything on a midlife crisis, ... you mean we can't blame it on Scott Fortystall anymore?	56	10%
Yes you're getting older, but you're holding your resale value!, ... don't you wish you had an Apple I in the attic?	59	11%
Can you imagine Snapchat or Facebook turning 40? LOL!, ... why don't you all just f-f-f-f-fade away!	153	29%
After all these years, you still drive me crazy!... Here's to the crazy ones!!!	86	16%
I'm just hear for the cakey results.	91	17%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and rounded rectangles.

Share the comic!

Comment! | | | |