The JoyPoll!

If aliens instructed you to take them to your leader, who would you take them to?

The head of the United Nations, ... hopefully you take them to the body too.	50	8%
A physicist like Stephen Hawking, ... geeking out is a Universal Language.	40	7%
A psychologist or cultural anthropologist, someone who might understand different mindsets and cultures, ... they would have a good understand that such meetings have generally led to the destruction of the civilization on the receiving end.	25	4%
Donald Trump, because he's my new leader, ... are you sure that isn't just science fiction?	31	5%
Donald Trump, because perhaps they are planning on eating my leader, ... burp him up! Burp him up!	191	33%
My favorite pizza joint, because if they tasted some of that pizza, perhaps they wouldn't destroy Earth, ... why do you think they've come here in the first place?	105	18%
I'm first contacting the results.	122	21%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the Tweet is out there.

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