Why do you think Elon Musk is on Trump's business council?

Merica is broken. Elon smart. Elon, make things go!, ... and you thought when you watched that Star Trek episode, "That would never happen!"	45	7%
He's convinced that Trump is just a simulation, ... in this case, it's a vat without a brain.	19	3%
He's just trying to keep those Federal tax credits for Teslas and solar panels, ... he's taking the hyperloop to Crony Island?	142	23%
He's hoping to influence Trump for the better, regarding climate change and space research, ... that would work, so long as Elon is always the last person to talk to him!	122	20%
He just wants to get a better idea of when to launch himself and his family to Mars, ... I wish I could have left about two years ago!	149	25%
I'm generating energy viewing the results.	116	19%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and hyperlooping.

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