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Current JoyPoll results for 376 entries:

It's not too bad, I did vacumm, once or twice, ... what, you mean those cushions are removable?	91	24%
It's perfect! I always clean my couch!, ... it's supposed to be a place of floppage, not workage!	42	11%
It's probably really, really dirty, ... just leave the cushions off to create a wonderful indoor planter!	31	8%
It's so bad, there's probably undocumented life forms living in there, ... are they as scared of the One-That-Lies-Above as you are of the ones that lie below?	57	15%
This is why grandma always left the plastic on!, ... there's a reason she lived so long!	89	23%
I'm putting my feet up on the results.	65	17%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and neodymium-142.

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