What's the true meaning of Singles' Day?

To celebrate the single lifestyle, and the contributions singles make to society, ... I'm still waiting for Common Law Day.	14	3%
It serves as an occasion for single people to party together, ... yes, such a rare day when they get to do that.	22	6%
To celebrate that wondrous feeling you get when you buy something, ... money can buy happiness, at least until the credit card bill arrives.	11	3%
To sell as much stuff as possible to gullible consumers, ... Suckers' Day continues 'till Christmas, then ramps up again for Valentines!	195	53%
I don't know what it really means, but from now on I will spend the day celebrating Kraft Singles Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product, ... the gifts come pre-wrapped!	60	16%
I'm a sucker for viewing the results.	60	16%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and individually wrapped rounding.

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