The JoyPoll!

What other creepy way do you think Facebook will next try to identify people?

Zoom in with your computer's webcam to compare your teeth with dental records, ... your dentist sold you out for more likes.	23	5%
Facebook Extensions for your browser that smell your pheromones, ... I get so scared by Facebook they just use the smell of fear.	7	1%
Zooming in on photos of eyeballs of people, then ENHANCING, to see who is taking the picture, ... or just read lips from their drones.	57	13%
Just sending over a Facebook employee to live with your pheromones, ... well they might as well, since you are their product!	40	9%
In terms of how far Facebook will go to identify and track you... there is no limit!, ... We are The 'Book... resistance is futile.	243	55%
I'm viewing the dust on the results.	64	14%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Zuck dust.

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