The JoyPoll!

I may be just mining you for your data, ... as long as it's not strip mining.	41	13%
I may give you cookies, but I don't have any cooties, ... if only Amazon and Facebook's cookies were imaginary!	14	4%
Warning, anything you say to me might end up as the subject of another conversation with someone else at this party, ... I'm counting on it!	106	34%
This chance meeting with me may one day end up with marriage, the birth of children, and growing old together, ... he's a romantic, but he'll still require a pre-nup.	18	5%
Wait a second, how do I get invited to one of these awesome parties Nitrozac throws?, ... there's always a party in the JoyPoll!	91	29%
I'm showing up fashionably late, to view the results.	38	12%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the cookie dough directive.

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