She shorted his stock, ... he's entered a bear market.	32	13%
She issued a stop order, ... if he was smart he'd liquidate.	34	14%
He decide to enter into his quiet period, ... he realized she had reached her Volatility Index.	53	23%
He was hoping for a dead cat bounce, ... in reality, he had no futures.	64	27%
I'm diversifying the results.	46	20%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Dogs of the Rounding.


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