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Current JoyPoll results for 849 entries:
So how do you think this episode of the Dell Zone will end?
| While jetting back to Cupertino, Steve Jobs sees the Dell Dude creature wreaking havoc on the plane's wing, ... ooooo almost as scary as Nightmare in Cupertino! |
121 |
14% |
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| The Dell Dude tries to return an iPod to a Target store, only to discover that the floor he's looking for doesn't exist, and the mannequins look awfully familiar, ... Dude, you're a dummy! |
101 |
11% |
 |
| Plastic surgeons work frantically to try to restore Mike Dell to the Apple standard of beauty, ... in this case, beauty is beholding an iPod. |
82 |
9% |
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| The Dude finds himself the sole survivor of a nuclear blast, with all the time in the world to listen to his iPod! Then he breaks his headphones, ... beep beep beep beep.... bummer. |
222 |
26% |
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| Steve Jobs discovers that the Dell Dude is a kid with the power to wish people away into the cornfield if they don't think "good thoughts" about him, ... oh man, what happens if you Think Different? |
68 |
8% |
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| That's not iCal on that iPod, it's a cookbook, ... the first entry is an appointment "To Serve Dude". |
114 |
13% |
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| Dell and Apple together lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. |
141 |
16% |
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and what lies beyond the fifth dimension.
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