Current JoyPoll results for 873 entries:
If you were Big Boss Jobs, what would you do to squealers who sold you out to the Rumor Squad?
| Like the man said, pushing up daisies in the Icon Garden, ... how many geek souls has that Watch claimed, it's anyone's guess. |
48 |
5% |
 |
| Feed their bones to the Dogcow, ... but I thought Clarus was a vegetarian! |
192 |
21% |
 |
| Give 'em a concrete iPod and take 'em for a dunk in San Francisco Bay, ... oh well, at least it would be cooler than concrete goulashes. |
78 |
8% |
 |
| Introduce 'em to Phil "Killer" Schiller, ... or perhaps Baby Face Rubinstein? |
46 |
5% |
 |
| Bury them with the Lisas and Newtons, ... is there room in there, with all those cold dead hands? |
163 |
18% |
 |
| Make 'em a permanent part of Infinite Loop, ... harder to find than an Easter Egg. |
197 |
22% |
 |
| Is that blood spatter on my new G4 tower? |
149 |
17% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and The Naked Data.
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