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Current JoyPoll results for 789 entries:
What is the most annoying thing about a Skywalker boy?
| They keep getting their hands cut off, ... It's easier to take the hand off the farmhand, than get the farm outta the farmhand. -Han |
47 |
5% |
 |
| They start their Jedi Academy training when they are way too old, ... the only thing worse than a Doogie Howser is an 18-year old in Jedi Kindergarten. |
51 |
6% |
 |
| They never know who their father is, ... well, they do know he's a one armed man. |
96 |
12% |
 |
| They are the Universe's worst whiners, ... hmmm, C3PO is technically a Skywalker too! |
248 |
31% |
 |
| Their minds are never on what they are doing, ... perhaps they are just absent-handed? |
65 |
8% |
 |
| They get the worst haircuts, ... that's what you get for frequenting the House of Ewok Hair Salon. |
182 |
23% |
 |
| I favor the Skywalker girls |
100 |
12% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and some idiot turning off the computer and using the Force.
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