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Current JoyPoll results for 558 entries:
What's the best thing about being a dust mite?
| You're never alone, ... just like humans, we're never alone thanks to dust mites. ewww! |
24 |
4% |
 |
| Your good looks, ... a face I doubt even your mother Dermatophagoide could love. |
24 |
4% |
 |
| You can live in a vacuum, ... yes, but no one can hear you scream. |
61 |
10% |
 |
| You get to stay in bed all day, ... snug as 10 million bugs in a rug. |
198 |
35% |
 |
| You can live in a belly-button, ... wasn't there a Village People song about that... "In the Navel"? |
83 |
14% |
 |
| Fresh flakes daily, ... well that's just dander, isn't it! |
89 |
15% |
 |
| I'm running my HEPA filter. |
79 |
14% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and antigens.
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