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Current JoyPoll results for 784 entries:
Which CEO do you find scariest?
| Steve Jobs, ... he's especially scary to his competition. |
21 |
2% |
 |
| Jeff Bezos, ... I've always been afraid of clowns. |
5 |
0% |
 |
| Steve Ballmer, ... he's Frankengate's Monster. |
235 |
29% |
 |
| Bill Gates, ... apparently, when Satan dies, he's going to Redmond. |
132 |
16% |
 |
| Larry Ellison, ... oh my god, Soylet Green is PeopleSoft! |
60 |
7% |
 |
| Carly Fiorina, ... her Vampirella costume is covered in HP sauce. |
64 |
8% |
 |
| Me!!! Muhahahahaha!, ... attention Steve, Jeff, Ballmer, Bill, Larry, and Carly, could you please stop voting for yourselves! |
52 |
6% |
 |
| CEO's aren't that scary, ... but those stockholder Goblins can be! |
111 |
14% |
 |
| I was too scared to vote. |
98 |
12% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and shell out, shell out, the shell script is out.
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