Current JoyPoll results for 699 entries:
What's the best solution to senior bullying?
| Cordless electric blankets, ... don't worry, he didn't make it this far without battery backup. |
60 |
8% |
 |
| Zero tolerance for donut shortages, ... better to have day-olds, then none at the end of the day. |
42 |
6% |
 |
| Donut Defense classes, ... that's not something you can just glaze over. |
50 |
7% |
 |
| Anger management and conflict resolution counseling, ... I'm OK with that, so long as they serve coffee and donuts. |
30 |
4% |
 |
| Soylent Green, ... isn't there supposed to be an expiry date on the ingredients? |
207 |
29% |
 |
| Next time, the victim should pre-load his donut with a laxative, ... revenge never tasted so sweet. |
242 |
34% |
 |
| I'm increasing my medication. |
61 |
8% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the un-rounded sticking up for itself.
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