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Current JoyPoll results for 1687 entries:
What's the best excuse not to switch to Macintosh?
| I love Windows, I really do, ... I think you're suffering from Stockholm Syndrome. |
98 |
5% |
 |
| My hobby is collecting spyware and viruses, ... well honey, you've got yourself a big honey pot. |
234 |
13% |
 |
| I like to support innovative companies like Microsoft, ... didn't they invent assimilation? |
135 |
8% |
 |
| I enjoy taking breaks during blue screens of death, ... I guess that's the silver lining of those Windows clouds. |
250 |
14% |
 |
| Stress is good, ... and then you die. |
101 |
5% |
 |
| I'm already dating a Penguin, ... there's always room for a threesome. |
255 |
15% |
 |
| I find any reason not to switch insanely peculiar, ... I guess you just Think Different. |
295 |
17% |
 |
| I'm viewing the results in a most peculiar way. |
319 |
18% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and impersonal technology.
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