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Current JoyPoll results for 815 entries:
What would be the ultimate feature of your extended AppleCare plan?
| A day at the Apple Spa, ... um, not for you... your machine! |
38 |
4% |
 |
| Desktop housecleaning services, ... they'd probably use the Automator Robot dressed up in a French maid's outfit. |
26 |
3% |
 |
| Apple loaners, so you could test drive hardware before you buy, ... resist pressure from the salesman afterwards, and don't forget to kick the hard drive. |
111 |
13% |
 |
| Access to the Apple VIP Lounge, ... and backstage pass to a Steve Jobs keynote? |
57 |
6% |
 |
| Tech support house calls from the Blonde Genius, ... is that your Genius Bar, or are you just glad to see me? |
422 |
51% |
 |
| Complimentary Solid Nitrozanium SuperFandom, and appearance in the Joy of Tech comic, ... isn't that the Nitro-Snag Protection Program? |
70 |
8% |
 |
| I'm extending the Viewed the Results bar. |
92 |
11% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and script anxiety disorder.
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