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Current JoyPoll results for 1103 entries:
If you were the Genius, how would you answer?
| There's no way to replicate that new Apple smell, ... an Apple by any other name wouldn't smell as sweet? |
88 |
7% |
 |
| Dogs and cats are living beings, which are much easier to clone than Apple designs, ... what they really need to do is clone Jonathan Ive. |
105 |
9% |
 |
| It's against the Jobs Directive, ... forbiding interference with any primitive floppy drive society? |
253 |
22% |
 |
| The Clone Wars are over, ... we know who won, but did we lose? |
270 |
24% |
 |
| I'll get right on that sir, ... and can I show you a new G5 while you wait? |
43 |
3% |
 |
| Get the #%*# out of the store, ... that's what Steve would say! |
213 |
19% |
 |
| A genius would remain silent. |
131 |
11% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and prying my cold dead fingers off the mouse.
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