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Current JoyPoll results for 1318 entries:
Where do you think Bill Gates will go when he dies?
| Heaven, ... Warren Buffet will sneak him in. |
53 |
4% |
 |
| Hell, ... he has a standing invitation from most Windows users to go there. |
31 |
2% |
 |
| Purgatory, ... or if he's lucky, just Boot Camp. |
26 |
1% |
 |
| Windows Hell, ... perpetual BSOD... heh, that's not much different than usual! |
244 |
18% |
 |
| He'll just be deleted like the rest of us, ... life is short, and then you're trashed. |
257 |
19% |
 |
| He will re-boot, ... hopefully he'll boot up on the other partition this time. |
90 |
6% |
 |
| He's likely to re-incarnate as Clippy, the Microsoft Office assistant, ... I thought the Marquis de Sade already had that job. |
471 |
35% |
 |
| Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter! |
146 |
11% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and all good geeks go to binary heaven.
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