What would you do to get a new iPhone?

Destroy my current phone, ... but first check with a museum, in case they want an ancient relic.	10	28%
Buy one for a friend and forget to give it to him, ... if you do, I'd recommend not calling him for a while.	10	28%
The usual... assume credit card debt, ... luckily that new phone will pay for itself by doomscrolling faster, right?	57	162%
I don't need a reason, mine is ancient!, ... mine is so old, it uses a Roman numeral!	92	262%
I'm content with the results.	111	317%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and gold iPhone fever.

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