What is your favorite Thanksgiving battle cry?

To boldly go where no gravy has gone before, ... we have engaged the Butterball.	11	7%
Turkey is a dish best served cold, ... in the original Klingon!	15	9%
Resistance is futile. Prepare for my appetite, ... it was later known as the battle of Wolf-down 359.	19	12%
Pumpkin pie, the Final Frontier, ... burp it up, Scottie!	16	10%
The needs of the poultry outweigh the need to eat poultry, ... it is more logical to enjoy a tofu turkey with Spock.	10	6%
It's overdone, Jim, ... he's a doctor not a baster!	53	33%
Eat long, then pass out at the JoyPoll results.	32	20%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Cranberry Alert!

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