Current JoyPoll results for 772 entries:
So, what would you prescribe for Pre-Keynote Anxiety?
| Avoid the rumor sites, ... um, yeah, sure... I can do that... no problem... |
71 |
9% |
 |
| Limit exposure to other Mac geeks, ... hee hee, that is good advice any time. (JUST KIDDING!) |
9 |
1% |
 |
| Switch to Windows. What doesn't kill you will make you stronger, ... but then you'd suffer from Constant Windows Abuse! |
45 |
5% |
 |
| A strong shot of Get-a-Life, ... it's not the destination, it's how you get there. |
160 |
20% |
 |
| Continued doses of Nitrozac, ... the side effects are well worth the click risk. |
197 |
25% |
 |
| Just sit back, stress out, and enJoy the insanely great ride, ... oh, and there's one more thing... |
215 |
27% |
 |
| I'm practicing my deep breathing. |
74 |
9% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and pre-rounding stress.
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