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Current JoyPoll results for 876 entries:
What's your favorite Baghdad Ballmer slogan?
| Let the Apple and Linux infidels bask in their illusions of a better OS, ... come join us, we have a gorgeously geeky tan! |
101 |
11% |
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| We are in control of Longhorn. The image of Longhorn stuck in a quagmire from which it can never emerge is a lie! Lies, lies and more lies!, ... I thought it was a MonkeyBoy stuck in the quagmire. |
109 |
12% |
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| It's not a Mac thing. Never!, ... "We defeated Cupertino yesterday. On this occasion, I am not going to mention the number of switchers." |
29 |
3% |
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| Microsoft doesn't have a monopoly. We have market share. There's a difference, ... "Lying is forbidden in Redmond." |
93 |
10% |
 |
| Be assured. Windows is safe. Windows is secure, ... "Hackers are most welcome. We will butcher them." |
327 |
37% |
 |
| I triple guarantee you, there are no iPods in Redmond, ... I guess that's because "There are no thieves in Redmond!" |
100 |
11% |
 |
| I quadruple guarantee you, I did not just view the results! |
113 |
12% |
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and no, it always rounds up perfectly. It is never not rounded to perfection.
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