
Current JoyPoll results for 624 entries:
				
What Atkins phase are you?
				
					
						
					
							 
						Don't feed the animal, ... so hungry, it might bite the hand not feeding it. 
							17 
							2% 
							
							 
						Will kill for food, ... no carbs is murder. 
							24 
							3% 
							
							 
						I'm on an inverse Atkins phase... mmm pizza, ... so your phase is Ongoing Weight Gain? 
							222 
							35% 
							
							 
						My Atkins phase is a passing phase, ... that's OK, so long as you're not passing gas. 
							21 
							3% 
							
							 
						Let them eat cake, ... all the more double chocolate layers for the non-Atkinites! 
							131 
							20% 
							
							 
						I'm in a Chet Atkins phase, ... a fingerpicker, not a finger food picker. 
							104 
							16% 
							
							 
					I'm eating up these low carb results.  
							98 
							15% 
							
				May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and carb counting.
				
					
						
					
							 
					
								 
							
											
								
							 
							
								 
						
											
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