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Current JoyPoll results for 1042 entries:
Favorite Christmas conspiracy?
| Reindeer are forced by a cruel master to fly an overladen sleigh around the globe at faster than light speeds for nothing more than a few carrots, ... reindeers can be cruel too, when they call you names and won't let you play reindeers games. |
84 |
8% |
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| Anti-Santa industrialists have conspired together in a global warming plot, ... they are hoping to melt the competition. |
43 |
4% |
 |
| The Military Industrial Complex gives Santa kickbacks to deliver violent toys and video games to innocent little boys and girls, ... innocent? Have you ever spent a few hours in a room full of toddlers? |
147 |
14% |
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| Kids are in cahoots with retailers to pressure parents to purchase them gifts, ... it worked for you with your parents! |
107 |
10% |
 |
| The existence of Elf sweatshops at the North Pole has been covered up by a misinformation campaign that claims they don't exist, ... don't worry, the Elves don't sweat. Santa doesn't heat those workshops. |
191 |
18% |
 |
| Who really ate the milk and cookies I left out?, ... burp! |
357 |
34% |
 |
| I saw Mommy viewing the results.
|
112 |
10% |
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and interest charges on the rounding.
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