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Current JoyPoll results for 1545 entries:
Why do you think Steve wants to settle this case?
| He just wants to go home early, ... to catch BayWatch reruns? |
59 |
3% |
 |
| Because he is sick of seeing his lawyers, ... lately they've been getting on his case. |
55 |
3% |
 |
| He is one of the parents suing, ... or maybe he's the brain damaged son? |
65 |
4% |
 |
| Because he knows a jury would find for the plaintiff, ... especially if the jury is made up of his peer to peers. |
75 |
4% |
 |
| He knows first-hand the devastating effects of a David Hasselhoff TV series, ... not to mention the havoc one of his albums can wreak. |
770 |
49% |
 |
| KITT, his artificial intelligence-enhanced supercar, advised him to, ... are you sure he wasn't being sarcastic? |
320 |
20% |
 |
| KARR told me to view the results. |
201 |
13% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and car chases.
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